First comes LOVE.. Second comes MARRIAGE...

For straight up, non-BS, straight-from-the-heart, observative views on life's most complex and complicated subject... kids are the way to go...

Hmmm....... Maybe we should get AzzyWazzy for advice and life tips commentary for a post column ehehe... Ia pandai type dah eh.....

Kids opinions on Marriage

How do you decide whom to marry?

• You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. (Alan,10)


• No person really decides before they grow up where who they're going to marry. God decides it all the way before,and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. (Kirsten, 10) -namanya jodoh

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

• You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. (Derrick, 8) -awesome tip

What do you think your mum and dad have in common?

• Both don't want any more kids. (Lori, 8) -I think most our parents have this in common ehehe

What do most people do on a date?

• Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. (Lynnette, 8) -yea girls, just give us a chance ahaha


• On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go on a second date. (Martin, 10) -real world

What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?

• I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. (Craig, 9)

When is it okay to kiss someone?

• When they're rich. (Pam, 7) -or famous?


• The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. (Curt, 7)


• The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. (Howard, 8)

Is it better to be single or married?

• I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. (Theodore, 8)


• It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. (Anita,9)

How would the world be different if people didn't get married?

• There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? (Kelvin, 8) -ahaha nada popular jerry springer lagi tu

The Favourite,

How would you make a marriage work?

• Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. (Ricky, 10) -Priceless
  

till next time,

-luv jobe

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